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Top 10 things to do with your clone

Last modified: 9 April 2001

1) You can talk with yourself without people thinking you are crazy.

2) Play the mirror game.

3) Play high stakes poker using internal organs as your ante.

4) Finally see what that weird mole on your back really looks like.

5) You can finally drive in the carpool lane on the way to work.

6) Confuse the hell out of your dog. Don't worry, your cat won't care.

7) Send him to your prostrate exam.

8) Give your barber the willies with the fattest growing haircut ever.

9) Be very noticeable at your favourite coffee shop while your clone is robbing banks.

10) Well, if you've ever wanted to see how good you are in bed now is your chance!