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The SEMI-PROFESSIONAL Test
Last modified: 14 April 2000
The following small quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells
whether you are qualified to be a professional. According to statistics of
Andersen World-wide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam.
Click the links for the answers. The questions are not that
difficult. You just need to be a bit practical...
1) How do you
put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
2) How do you
put an elephant into a refrigerator?
3) The Lion
King is hosting an animal conference; all the animals attend except one. Which
animal does not attend ?
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions
correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be
a professional:
4) There is a
river, which is lived in by crocodiles. How do you manage to cross it?
Many thanks to Sandra, (who IS a professional for Andersen
World-wide!) for sending this test.