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DIVORCED BARBIE

Last modified: 29 March 2001

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter.

"How much is a Barbie doll?", he asks to the shop assistant.

"Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00."

The guy asks: "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?"

"That's obvious", the assistant states. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "